I’m hooked on “The Mueller Report.” All it needs now is some catchy theme music and a dramatic opening line. “Last time on the Mueller Report. As the probe draws closer to Trump’s top aides glaring questions arise about the money behind the inauguration. ” It’s the most captivating news programming I’ve watched in a long time. I love it! And, they renewed it for another season. Yeah!
The pace and storyline are riveting. Mueller has nailed the serious, straight-faced character to a tee. He’s like the turtle to Donald Trump’s hare. Slow and steady will win this race. Maybe there’ll be a spin-off show. The jailed characters played by top names in Hollywood asking for forgiveness. Nah… forget it. It won’t last. Too dull and no one cares what happens to the bad guys or their desire for redemption. It didn’t work for the Blacklist.
“Russian Operative Maria Button
Guilty to Conspiring to Act as Foreign Agent. “
Whoa! Work it Butina. Work it! What could be more predictable than a young, Russian spy- lady duping so many American boys? The NRA sweetie? Hot damn that was crafty Maria. No matter who they are or where they come from boys can’t turn down a cute gun-toting bootie. What a cliche’. And, now in Mueller’s clutches, she’s telling it all. It’s the perfect script. Espionage wouldn’t be espionage if there weren’t some woman blowing the lid off at some point in the story.
“The Mueller Report” has set itself up for a couple of Emmys. And, when the investigation ends, the noise dies down, and the books regurgitate the story, there will be the movie. With the exception of the Russian operatives, the main characters are White. They’ll cast a few women and a few Men of Color including those paid to keep their affairs with Donald quiet. Of course, if the producers of “The Mueller Report: The Movie”, are willing to make a sweet monetary deal, they can get Stephanie Clifford (aka Stormy Daniels), a former porn star, and Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playmate of the Year and model, along with the 19 women who came forward with charges of sexual misconduct of one kind or another to come on-board. Donald Jr., Ivanka and her brother-in-law, Jarad and the rest of the Trump family can play themselves.
Should First Lady Melania stay off the show? She might look young but, I don’t know too many 50-year-old women who don’t know what’s going on around them unless they are asleep. Once this story reaches its conclusion, you can be assured that she’ll either be in trouble or decides she’s had enough of the Trump family’s shenanigans and pack her and her son up and move back to her native country. I just learned that father, a citizen now, was a member of the Slovenian Communist Party while she was growing up. Is that of concern to anyone? I wonder how long Melania’s parents had to wait to get a family Visa and Green Card. Did they actually have to take the citizenship test or take the oath?
Trumps Hates Black Women
It is clear he can’t handle being questioned or put in his place by them. Why? Did some Black woman break his heart years ago? There is definitely something strange about the way he carries on when he’s around them. Here is a list of the notable Black Women Donald he has disrespected in public or tried to silence. Ahhh, footnote. Didn’t anyone pull Donald’ coat and tell him that there is no way to shut a Black Woman’s mouth when she’s on a mission:? Did he miss how many Women of Color ran for public offices? He better’ watch out. I don’t think the Producers of the upcoming Mueller Report Movie will have any problem finding talent to portray these women:
Michele Obama, First Lady
Journalist Yamiche Alcindor, PBS White House correspondent
Brenda Snipes, Broward County Elections Supervisor, Florida
Congresswoman Frederica Wilson (D-Fla.)
Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.)
Republican Congresswoman Mia Love, who according to Trump lost her election because she didn’t give him any love. Please, Donald, that was weak.
Former National Security Advisor Susan Rice
ESPN correspondent Jemele Hill
Stacey Abrams, Yale Law School graduate and former leader of the Georgia House of Representatives,
CNN White House correspondent, Abby Phillip
And, of course, a special place has to be held for Omarosa Manigault Newman the Trump sweetheart who aired his dirty drawers out to dry. She can play herself as she loves the spotlight.
“Coonery and Buffoonery”
Since when did American politics turn into an old Saturday morning cartoon line-up? How about a segment dedicated to the crazy as batshit, “The Black Man,” the Young Black Conservatives (Trump’s new base) and Trump’s poster-boy Kanye. What’s wrong Kanye? How ’bout we let you go in in the Time Machine to the slave times and pick some cotton on a pleasant plantation day anywhere in the South. You get to choose which one. How about Mississippi. When you come back, if you do, you can prove us all wrong. Or we could send you back to witness this public lynching in Paris, Texas in 1893.
Didn’t Kanye watch him some Roots? Or visit the African American Museum in Washington, D.C. or the new Lynching Museum in Georgia. Or was he one of the dummies who said, “If I was a slave I’dah…Yeah, right? West and those who think like him make Uncle Ben look like a revolutionary. I’m tired of hearing from all of them.
As I said “White Folk’s Bizness.”
“The Mueller Report” has outlasted and outshined the Sexual Harassment & Sex Scandals Shows including the Supreme Court nomination fiasco. It’s even surpassed coverage on the comings and goings of people working under the Trump Administration. Of course, what’s going on with this Presidency affects everyone. And with Donald shutting the government down for a piece of a wall across the border of Mexico and people not being able to eat or pay their bills the stakes are high. Congress still gets paid. It’s obvious Donald wants to be the King of North America.
Hopefully, in upcoming episodes of “The Mueller Report”, the new Congress will get busy and start doing what we elected it to do and assure us that “The Mueller Report” will deliver a stellar conclusion. Why do I continue to call this “White Folk’s Business”? Very few of the people who were fired or who resigned or refused to work there under the Trump Administration won’t need to collect unemployment checks but, they most likely will because they have options they won’t miss a beat.
Those who have Options
Who has left the Trump Administration?